February 2012
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Sneaking out of the house to "take out the trash"...
I’m such a fucking ninja.
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DAMMIT.
So, I’m in bed practically paralyzed with pain and mom says if I don’t clean the house, she’ll take up my phone again.
The last time I tried moving, I threw up.
Fuck my life.
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Two peanuts were walking down the street...
One was a-salted! (cue laugh track)
The other was stabbed to death and raped. RIP.
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What way do you cut your wrist if you are trying...
Q: Is it “down the road” or “across the street”? I know this is a weird question and im not trying to kill myself, but one day our class got way off topic and they said if you are going to kill yourself, you cut across your wrist. I always thought you are supposed to cut up from your hand to your elbow. what way will kill you? I know this is weird, but we were debating it...
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Accidentally woke up 2 hours too early on a school...
-_- fuck.
At least I have you, tumblr.
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2:30am is beautiful
As I lie in bed with my Oswald the Lucky Rabbit plushie, it’s absolutely pitch black with a few key points in my room glowing softly… I actually don’t remember what devices they are and why they have lights, so I pretend they’re fireflies or faeries or evil monsters watching with multicolored eyes. My rats are even asleep for once so the only noise is the rattling air...
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GAWD Y I NU DINBOSAUR YET?: Fell asleep in full... →
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Woke up because I thought I was being strangled and blindfolded.
Gloomy Sunday.
Aww D: Babe puff. I’m sorry for that. Now you know how I felt when I woke up yesterday morning after the Quincenera. xD (I don’t know why but the…
The truth is out there! Lol yeah. I’m proud of myself for how well I breathe. I inhale and exhale at...
Fell asleep in full makeup and jewelry, in my...
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Woke up because I thought I was being strangled and blindfolded.
Gloomy Sunday.
Aww D: Babe puff. I’m sorry for that. Now you know how I felt when I woke up yesterday morning after the Quincenera. xD (I don’t know why but the right side of my pink taco was sore all day D:)
Woah! Maybe you were abducted by aliens and… You know. Tested on. Haha :)...
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Fell asleep in full makeup and jewelry, in my...
Woke up because I thought I was being strangled and blindfolded.
Gloomy Sunday.
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My art contest piece made it to regionals. It’s so horrible that I can’t even bring myself to be proud of it.
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There's nothing quite like breaking the fart...
Fucking hilarious.
If you have ever taken a razor blade to that...
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I've been dating my girlfriend for 4 months now...
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XD I could have been praising the lord of darkness the whole time and she wouldn’t have even noticed!
For 4 months? Owo You guys have been dating since October? What? ; ___ ; I’ve been bumped as your waifu since then?! And you never told me! Dx
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So unfair to me >w< I thought I was one of your...
I've been dating my girlfriend for 4 months now...
aquamizyuri:
hystericopheliac:
XD I could have been praising the lord of darkness the whole time and she wouldn’t have even noticed!
For 4 months? Owo You guys have been dating since October? What? ; ___ ; I’ve been bumped as your waifu since then?! And you never told me! Dx
About that…
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I've been dating my girlfriend for 4 months now...
XD I could have been praising the lord of darkness the whole time and she wouldn’t have even noticed!
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